America's obsession with going big has gone too far. The 5-for-1 Big Bottom Giant Beer Glass is so dumb. The glass holds 60 oz of liquid- that's 5 cans of beer.Ok, so you might not have to get up and go to the fridge or keg as often, but you are most definitely going to have some warm beer. Even the laziest person out likes their beer frosty, or the people at sporting events wouldn't yell "Get your ice cold beer here!" They would just yell "Get your beer here!" and there would be no such thing as color changing mountains on Coor's cans, which is the second dumbest thing ever because if you want to see if the beer is cold, just feel the can.
There are only two benefits to this glass, and for one, you have to be under the age of 17. If you are a youngin' and you have your beer in this glass, your friends might think you are cool. "Oh man," they may say, "look how much beer Johnny has! He is awesome!"
The second benefit is if you're at an event, preferably a Gator tailgate or a UF pool party, the beer you are drinking is out of a keg, and you have no rights to said keg. With the gigantic glass, you only have to steal someone else's beer once and you have 60 ounces. That's a lot of ounces for just one steal.



